Kejadiannya kira-kira 4 tahun yang lalu, ketika aku kuliah semester ketiga di sebuah lembaga pendidikan di Bekasi. Waktu itu, para mahasiswa baru sedang berkumpul untuk membahas tentang uang kuliah yang menurut brosurnya bisa dicicil selama 5 kali, namun kenyataannya para mahasiswa hanya diberikan kesempatan untuk mengangsurnya selama 3 kali. Bagiku sih sebenarnya tidak terlalu masalah, karena aku sudah membayar penuh selama satu tahun, namun karena rasa solideritas terhadap teman, akhirnya aku ikut berkumpul, dan ternyata oleh teman-temanku, aku dipercaya untuk mewakilkan dan menyampaikan keluhan mereka kepada manager lembaga yang bernama Ibu Lisa S.Pd.
Akhirnya aku menuju lantai 4 untuk membicarakan masalah ini kepada Ibu Lisa, dan siapa tahu beliau bisa memberikan solusi yang terbaik untuk anak-anak didiknya. Ketika aku hendak mengetuk pintu ruangannya, terdengar samar-samar suara desah dan erangan yang berasal dari dalam ruangannya. Akupun tahu bahwa suara ini adalah suaranya Ibu Lisa, karena aku sangat hapal dengan suaranya ketika beliau masih memberi mata kuliah Akuntansi Dasar 1.
Kuketuk berkali-kali, namun belum ada jawaban, akhirnya aku beranikan diri untuk langsung membuka pintu. Ku lihat diruang kerjanya, ternyata tidak ada, kucari kesana kemari, akhirnya aku menemukannya sedang serius menghadap kekomputer yang biasa digunakan oleh asistennya (letaknya terhalang oleh sebuah lemari yang berisi bermacam-macam jenis buku). Yang aku tahu, hari ini asistennya belum masuk karena 2 hari yang lalu dia mengalami kecelakaan. Dengan agak ragu aku mencoba mendekatinya.
Dan ternyata.. Ibu Lisa sedang melihat adegan-adegan seks yang ada di internet. Wajar saja tadi terdengar suara orang mendesah keenakan, tidak tahunya waktu melihat adegan itu, Ibu Lisa pun merangsang dirinya sendiri dengan menggunakan jari-jari lentiknya. Aku jadi bingung dan deg-degan, karena sebagai lelaki yang beranjak dewasa, didepanku ada adegan seks yang ditampilkan dimonitor, dan yang lebih membuatku konak, ketika melihat Ibu Lisa yang sepertinya sedang diamuk birahi. Sambil mengangkat kedua kakinya ke atas meja, dan melebarkan kedua pahanya, jari-jari lentik Ibu Lisa terus keluar masuk lubang vagiiinanya yang sudah terlihat basah.
Karena takut ketahuan, dan takut dimarahi akan kelancanganku, pelan-pelan aku menuju pintu untuk keluar. Tetapi tiba-tiba..
“Don.. jika kamu teruskan langkahmu untuk keluar dari ruangan ini sekarang, nanti aku akan men-DO kamu dari sini. Karena kamu telah lancang memasuki ruangan saya tanpa sepengetahuan saya”.
Karena beliau mengancam akan mengeluarkan saya, akhirnya langkah saya langsung terhenti dan dengan agak terbata-bata saya langsung meminta maaf atas semua kelancangan saya.
Tanpa menunjukan ekspresi apapun, Bu Lisa berjalan mendekatiku sambil bertanya.
“Apakah kamu tahu apa kesalahanmu?”
Dengan gugup saya mengatakan bahwa saya telah lancang memasuki ruangan Ibu tanpa izin.
“Dan kamu tahu apa hukumannya jika telah melakukan itu?”
“Tidak Bu”, jawabku pelan.
“Oke, sekarang kamu akan saya hukum sesuai dengan kesalahanmu, apa yang kamu lihat ketika kamu masuk ruangan ini?”
“Ngga ada bu”.
“Kamu jangan bohong yach, sebenarnya waktu kamu masuk, Ibu sudah mengetahuinya, sekarang jawab yang jujur, apa kamu melihat saya sedang melakukan sesuatu?”
Akhirnya dengan gugup saya menceritakan semua kejadiannya.
“Jika memberi keterangan jangan berbelit-belit begitu, saya tidak mengerti. Sekarang coba kamu peragakan semua yang kamu lihat”.
Akhirnya saya mengambil posisi duduk didepan monitor yang masih menampilkan adegan bercinta antara 2 wanita dengan 1 pria. Dengan hati-hati saya mengangkat kedua kaki saya mengikuti apa yang tadi Ibu Lisa lakukan, namun karena saya terus melihat adegan di monitor itu, akhirnya saya hanya terbengong menyaksikan semuanya. Lama-lama tanpa saya sadari, peniiis saya mulai menegang. Namun karena merasa malu takut ketahuan Ibu Lisa, aku pura-pura menyatakan kalau aku tidak bisa mempraktekkan semua yang tadi dilakukannya, karena saya tidak mempunyai vagiiina.
Tanpa disangka, Ibu Lisa malah berkata.
“Kalo begitu, kamu pake vagiiina saya saja, tapi jarinya tetap jari kamu”.
Akhirnya Ibu Lisa memposisikan tubuhnya seperti waktu pertama kali saya lihat. Ragu-ragu saya mendekatinya dan bertanya.
“Tapi kan tadi Ibu tidak pake CD, kenapa sekarang pake CD?”, tanyaku.
“Coba sekalian kamu praktekkan cara membuka CD wanita, apakah kamu bisa?”.
Akhirnya aku tahu bahwa aku akan mengalami hukuman yang sangat menyenangkan.
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7 Tips on Choosing the Right Type of Business Suitable for Beginners
What business? This question may often arise in your mind when you feel confused in choosing the type of business you want to build.
Though you already have some money that will be used as business capital. Want this business to feel inadequate, want that business to fear failure to start the business. Especially if you have a mediocre capital. Being entangled in confusion like this finally makes you fail to open a business.
So how do you determine the right business for beginners when they want to start a business from scratch?
Actually it is not difficult to choose what kind of business is good and right for a beginner. It's just that you don't know how and where to start.
This article might help with the confusion you are experiencing. You do not need a lot of daydreaming and thinking too far because sometimes something that is in front of the eye even escapes the view. Though it could be it could be a business that can make you a successful person in the future.
Here are 7 surefire tips to determine / choose the type of business that is suitable for those of you who are still beginners in business.
1. Choose a Business that Appropriate with Your Interests and Skills
How to find a business that is suitable for beginners is to recognize yourself first. Try to remember what your interests have been.
For example if you do not understand the problem of fashion but you force yourself to open a clothing store because you feel that selling clothes would sell well and fortunately big. A month or two may run normally. But if you can not keep up with the trends, your business might not last long because you do not understand the world of fashion.
It's different if you like making various kinds of cakes so you intend to open a cake shop. So running a home-based cake business will suit your hobby that likes to make cakes. In addition, the business will feel comfortable running because it is in harmony with your hobby.
Another thing to consider in finding a business that is suitable for you is to choose a business that is in accordance with your expertise. Indeed, the expertise you have may not necessarily be your hobby.
But at least you will not be inconvenienced in starting a business because you are already an expert in that field. So you don't need long time to develop your business.
2. Making a Business Line List
After you find a business that suits your interests and expertise. Do not be in a hurry to open the business immediately. It is better to make a list of the business fields that you have chosen first. You can record it in a book about various businesses that suit your interests and hobbies.
Think about what is good business right now so that you will find it easier to develop. As much as possible write as much as possible in the list of business fields so you have many alternatives as options. That way, you can analyze and find out what types of businesses have not been established by others.
If there are indeed many competitors for the type of business that you are interested in, then you must have new innovations to be able to compete or you are looking for alternatives to other types of businesses that are still lacking competitors but have a high level of interest.
In addition, in choosing the type of business. Think about where you will open your business. Do you want to choose the type of home-based business or open a roadside kiosk. Adjust also the capital budget that you have so that you are not stuck in managing your business finances.
3. Study the Business Field You Choose
At this point, you should have confirmed the type of business you want to open. Even if you feel you have an interest and expertise in this line of business, this does not mean that you will be successful in building the business.
Therefore, immediately learn the field of business that you have chosen. Especially for businesses in services such as beauty salons or home sewing services. Understand really what are the advantages and disadvantages of your business.
For example you want to open a catfish pecel business, but to get a decent catfish for sale is quite difficult because you have to buy outside the city. That's all, sometimes there are sometimes not.
This of course can hamper your business because of a lack of key raw materials. You should be able to sell 100 portions of catfish pecel per day, in fact, you can only get half of it because there is no raw material. Certainly very detrimental to the continuity of your business.
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4. Adjust the Capital You Have
In setting up a business, you should really pay attention to matters of capital. Don't force yourself to open a business that you want, if you don't have enough capital. Because you might be running a business that has only been running for several months, you have run out of capital.
For example, you want to open a photocopying business and be equipped with all stationery equipment. This business will certainly be more appropriate if it is opened near offices and educational institutions. This makes you have to rent a shop / kiosk whose rental prices are not cheap.
While your capital is only enough to buy materials for your business. In the end you are confused and hesitant to start a photocopy business of your dreams.
Therefore, when you choose any type of business, adjust to the capital you have. If your capital is small, temporarily look for businesses with small capital which certainly will not burden your finances.
After all, if you want to work hard and smart in managing it, any business you run will definitely benefit you.
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5. Note the Location of the Business Place
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In addition to dealing with capital, the type of business you want to establish must also be adjusted to your location of residence. Consider the level of competition for similar businesses, market share and business development opportunities that you will run for the next few years. If you feel you lack bright prospects, you should undo these intentions.
For example, you want to open a fried business in the area where you live. But in reality in the area tel be fun.
there are already many who sell famous fried foods and have regular customers.
If you feel you can compete because you offer something new, for example, the fried foods that you present are unique. Then please open your business. But if you are pessimistic, you should look for another location for your place of business that has not been much competitive.
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6. Also Pay Attention to Consumer Interests and Needs
The important thing that you must consider in determining the type of business is market share. This point is actually closely related to location selection. You should also pay attention to the demands and needs of consumers when they want to set up a business
For example if you live in a village that is rarely passing vehicles and you are trying to open a café or restaurant that provides a variety of modern foods such as burgers, steaks, hot dogs etc. Surely the business will be devoid of interest and may not sell.
However, if you live in the city, opening a cafe will certainly be more likely to succeed. Another example of a business that is very concerned about the needs of consumers is a kilo laundry business where many people really need it.
Therefore, you should be able to apply a SWOT analysis to find out the strengths, weaknesses, opportunities and threats to the business that you are going to build.
If you don't know about SWOT analysis, please read about SWOT analysis, understanding, benefits and examples
7. Immediate Action
After you read the points above, you should be able to determine or choose the type of business you want to build. Instead of you just daydreaming, you should start from now.
Either the business you are building is only a small business or even a large one will be useless if you do not start it right now. One of the capital that you hold instead runs out first to meet your needs.
It's not easy to start a business when you have no experience at all. In the end you are confused about what business you want. Try to apply tips on choosing the type of business above so that your desire to immediately have a business can be achieved.
